I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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