I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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