GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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