Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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