your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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