I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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