love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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