Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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