i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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