It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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