gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What should our trivia night team be named?
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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