oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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