just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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