I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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