Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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