I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize