when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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