I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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