Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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