It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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