Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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