Non-Jews are for practice
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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