So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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