Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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