Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
