So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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