we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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