Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
