This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Mom said you looked used
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
