I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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