They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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