ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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