We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Enjoy the penises
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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