I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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