Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
