no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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