There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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