found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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