They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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