I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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