she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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