i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
