S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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