Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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