Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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