It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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