Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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