Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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