last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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