What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
not ubering you a puppy
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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