YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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