I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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