Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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