I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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