she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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